"Boy proposes. Girl says “hell yes!” Girl and Boy start planning The Wedding. Girl is disgusted by The Wedding Industrial Complex. Boy doesn’t know his ass from his elbow. Girl loves Boy anyway. Economy hits skids. Girl thinks planning wedding is load of crap. Boy agrees. Girl and Boy devise devious plan. Girl and Boy tell friends and family wedding is canceled and they are eloping next year. Boy will plan a surprise birthday party for Girl in June. Girl and Boy’s friends and family will all be there. Girl and Boy will get married. Surprise!"